Evil Misfortune Cookies

With a combination of rude, insulting and hilarious messages hidden inside, the evil Misfortune Cookies come packaged in a ten pack take-out box to ruin your Chinese dinner nights.

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BE careful what you wish for. Or, in this case, what you open! Evil Fortune Cookies by Think Geek actually hate you.

With a combination of rude, insulting and hilarious messages hidden inside, they come packaged in a ten pack take-out box to ruin your Chinese dinner nights.

At the same time, the box is blank, encouraging all you heartless human beings to prank family and friends with a depressing fortune.

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